Sunday, May 4, 2008

Poor Chace


Heidi Montag recently revealed that she once sucked face with pretty boy Chace Crawford before he was "famous."

"Before he became Mr. Gossip Boy, he was just some random guy in a club who she decided to kiss right in front of me," said Montag's boyfriend, Spencer.

"I had a couple too many!" Montag said.

Pukey.

Chace was probably passed out on a couch after one too many Cosmopolitans and Heidi crawled onto his lap and raped his face. It was probably Spencer's idea in the first place. Because he's an evil genius like that. Well, evil something...

... that Heidi is F*** up

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